Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Ah, the days of bathtub gin...


The roarin' twenties.


It was a time of jazz music, the Model T Ford, and indoor plumbing. The Charleston; the first color movies; the first "talkies." Babe Ruth belting home runs.


It was a festive time in America. An age of jubilation.

Oh yeah, and it was a time when alcohol was prohibited.

I found myself thinking about this today. It's an interesting thing to consider, prohibition.

First of all, I don't know why our government ever thought they could outlaw alcohol. But they did: The 18th amendment to our fine Constitution.

Of course, it didn't work. Look at the sponsors for any major sporting event and you'll see that Prohibition fell a little short of its goal.

But why am I writing about the roaring 20's and Prohibition?

Because as I found myself thinking about this today, I began to long for those days---days I never experienced.

I long to live in an era when the most dangerous man in America was a bootlegger selling liquor from hideouts throughout Chicago.

In the 20's there was Al Capone. Now we have Osama Bin Laden. And others like him.

In the 20's the police and federal agents were sniffing out speakeasies and stills (which, for those of you who never watched The Andy Griffith Show, are used to create moonshine). Now our feds sniff out potential airplane hijackers and meth labs.

I live in the Chicago area now, and it's interesting to see how the roarin' twenties, and especially Al Capone, are glorified in artwork, restaurants, memorabilia. Not too far from me, on the Fox River, one can eat at a former speakeasy: Al Capone's Hideaway.

I think that alone says something about what it was like to live in the 20's. Capone, the decade's most notorious thug, is now glorified. Almost as famous as Babe Ruth.

Do you think we'll have a restaurant in this country that pays tribute to Osama Bin Laden in 80 years? I sure hope not.

And what will America look like in 80 years? It's scary to consider, actually. At least I think it is. Our world is complex, our country is economically interwoven with so many other nations, the technology (and weapons development) worldwide has closed the distance between us and other countries---both metaphorically and geographically.

And it makes me long for the days when our biggest threat was a bunch of guys brewing and selling alcohol. When a dance floor full of tipsy folks dancing the Charleston was dangerous enough to demand legislation to protect the American people.

I don't wish to reinstate Prohibition. (That would be a disaster.) But it would've been nice to live in a time when that was our nation's biggest problem. That's all I'm saying.

--Thanks for Reading

Note: Some of you might say that alcohol is still our nation's biggest problem. If you look at the number of drunk driving deaths each year; the number of alcoholics; instances of drunken rage. And if you want to make that argument, I will admit that it's a valid point. It just wasn't the point of this post. After all, drunk driving wasn't a reason for the institution of Prohibition laws.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

i really liked all the sweet hats everyone wore in the 20's. wish we could bring those back!

Tyler Charles said...

I'm game.

And what about tommy guns? Maybe we should bring those back while we're at it.

mada6 said...

To briefly respond to both Joel and Tyler... the hats of the 20's were the greatest and I have been proactively pushing to revive the trend. And I have been scouring ebay for years to find a tommy gun and i have faced two unsatisfying issues...they are either entirely out of my price range, they are some stupid ornate bottle, or its some crap toy that a kid with ADHD and a taste for animal cruelty couldn't even enjoy... that was three, but lets move on to the more important things...

It is easy to retrospectively convince yourself that a former era was superior to the former. I do not intend to convey the assumption that that was the message you were sending Tyler, but the 20's (despite the great music, sweet cars, and stylish attire) were a terrible time in American history, in my opinion. At that time terrorism was here in our homeland from our own people. From what you may ask? Greed, money, power, and control. Al Capone was hardcore. The man had a taste for violence, booze, money, and of course power. Like Pablo Escobar, he would rub out whoever he deemed a threat. But even though Capone was, or could be considered, a terrible man, he was, in essence, a product of the twenties.

What I am about to say is in no way unpatriotic or derisive of our government, but from my observations in history and the present, I deem it necessary to share certain considerations. As is custom, the government sought out to discover the proverbial El Dorado in terms of controlling corruption and the fear of moral decadence. Prior to prohibition, alcohol was perceived as a gift from God, but drunkeness was an act of the devil. The government then constructed the great pancea of such vile activity in their intervention of prohibition. Prohibition created many fascinating ramified subcultures, e.g. Nascar racing, private clubs, lifestyles, etc., but possessed a dark side. I think of Captain William S. McCoy (whom the term "Real McCoy" came from). Captain McCoy was a non drinker and a rum runner. A very successful one at that. He had one of the fastest boats that was so fast that the coast guards could never quite keep up. He equipped his ride with a high powered machine gun to ward off the pesky feds as well. Though The Real McCoy was only out to make a living, he suffered in the end and was ultimately shot to death by a boat built as a replica to his own also equipped with a hell blaster.

In my opinion, overzealous government intervention, in each scenario (foreign relations and alcohol/substance control), create such outrageous disasters. I am not any kind of activist, by all means, but I believe that particular extremes in any era and time can create havoc. This has been something that has been closely intertwined with mankind for thousands of years. Absolutism is deadly.




I hope this did not come across as some political tirade, but just a thought.